Do what I tell you and don't ask questions: Recent Comments

Comment on Laziness as an Art Form

2010-02-23T21:34:45Z

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Comment on I Absolutely Hate Being Petty, But......

2009-12-13T13:37:52Z

HA! You know I read ya...and you have every right to feel like kicking his worthless arse. The fact that you care makes you a better Dad than most.

Comment on You can blame my ex-wife

2009-08-27T04:59:08Z

Actually I don't think you've changed as much as you think you have. Then, you were wondering if you were really better than everybody else. Now, you're convinced you are. Not a huge difference, really. ;)

Comment on You can blame my ex-wife

2009-08-26T15:58:29Z

Some of them are definitely that old....

Comment on You can blame my ex-wife

2009-08-26T14:20:03Z

Heh heh heh... You should really sign these entries "Dukey."

Comment on I'm Back Bitches!

2008-07-28T16:28:02Z

I think you underestimate what it really takes to piss me off. Now, a "shrug of smug indifference," that's doable in less than five minutes, but "pissed off" generally takes at least an hour.

Although, hold up -- was that a knock on Mr. Keanu Reeves? The same guy whose performance in Point Break was not only unjustly shut out of Oscar contention, but also the Golden Globes? OH HELLLLLL NO!

Comment on Scenes From a Vacation

2008-07-13T14:08:08Z

Long freaken vacation!

Comment on Is it just me?

2008-04-10T22:49:55Z

I don't disagree. The problem is, you guys pretty much have control of the situation, so in order to tell you that you have to have the kid, there has to be a barter. It sucks, but it's reality.

Comment on Is it just me?

2008-04-10T22:29:25Z

Ideally, I'd like people to take some frickin' responsibility instead of saying, "your choice, your brat."

I think if you have sex with someone, and a pregnancy comes out of it, you're both on the hook. So if the guy wants/keeps the kid, she's on the hook to pitch in. The same goes for if the woman wants/keeps the kid.

An exception can be made for deception (she "forgets" to take her Pill, he lies about shooting blanks so he can get out of wearing a condom, etc). But, if you're having sex, you gotta sack up to the fact that somebody might wind up pregnant.

Comment on Is it just me?

2008-04-10T21:46:42Z

If she wants the kid, she has the kid. It's very simple. Whoever wants the kid wins.