Turns out, not all Brits are poncy wankers. Who knew? But it's good to know that, not only am I not alone in my completely justifiable hatred of Paul David Hewson, but it also seems that a large portion of the land across the pond (and at least one lovable Aussie) share my bile for the loathesome mick. My only fear is that The Bono Army may have pulled some sort of black op on the author since the most recent post is almost a year old. That's almost as frightening as the "fan fiction" itself.